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ryeou:

sakura (by 紅襪熊)

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Anonymous:
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

sephyerite:

No mercy.

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peperomint:

isnt it weird that iljin/bullying accusations can completely ruin a female idols career but a male idol can literally be on trial for beating his girlfriend and theyll just schedule the court dates around his world tour? wait, did i say weird? i meant completely unsurprising 

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spreepicky:

thecrazytealady:

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

*screaming*

(>^ω^
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Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.
— Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)
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fandomstuck:

i love how in dangan ronpa there’s several characters whose literal existence is a spoiler

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autumnbound:

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dialga:

meowling-quim:

sockdreams.com is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye

I NEED ALL OF THEM

let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.

sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot

Here’s the link 
And holy fucking shit I’l going through what’s on sale and some of this is super cheap it’s amazing and fucking adorable 
10/10 would recommend so far 

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